Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 91: Whalesongs

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Continuing TFTS’s interview-obsession, Reverand peas confronts guest Jonah “Th’Mole” Mociun about demonic puppets and astronauts. Jonah discusses his latest album Whatever Your Heart Desires featuring the track Dr. What (featuring Kool Keith). Jonah discusses upcoming UK tours with David Liebe Hart and upcoming releases featuring Chip the Black Boy we listen to 4-Headed Horseman.
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Stupid-idiot scientists can’t even admit they are dumb morons.

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Recently, a group of community college two-year diploma shakers were hired on by a local pharmaceutical research firm to design new drugs for ailments ranging from depression to failing organs. When reached for comment, project manager Doctor Tack Bramnsonmann reached out for the team and stated,
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Blockflustered: Despicable Me 3: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Minion

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Animation has always had a hard time generating major revenue at the box office. From it’s inception, it was primarily a tool used for filler content and cheap programming. Disney’s 1994 animated film The Lion King changed that when it became the highest grossing picture for 1994 ($968.5 Million). It would take Disney several years […]

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