It’s our first episode since the Fourth of July, the date recognized the world over as the anniversary of the date Lord Donald Trump attained Constitutional Buddhahood. This week: Every other country should give up their retarded language and speak English. Doktor Faux makes the “Call of Duty” argument for patriotism, citing America’s sweet K/D ratio. Stolen Valor is a felony, but Fidd Chewley knows a guy who sublets him some valor under-the-table, so it’s all good. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] is doing the show EFFED-THE-EFF-UP from mixing rum with the meds he’s taking for dem Shingles, and Fidd pre-emptively gives him the Kenny Floyd Award. NEW GAME: “Is It a Band?” We try to play it. It “works”. By the end of the show, peas does a good job apologizing for everything except the fact that the Blind Eye segment never completely got off the ground, but that’s not bad for a guy who is, as I said earlier, EFFED-THE-EFF-UP on Shingles meds and rum.
Wiping the dust off the console, Doktor Faux returns after dying the previous week to discuss with reverand peas the importance of watching Ernest. Colonel Fridgelord, Scalpod and Caller23 help peas to learn about how he is unique and a fond individual who is valued, cherished and appreciated.
Peas and Faux start attacking clock head-on and pull off the entire show by themselves, accomplishing something or another. The show continues it’s steady summer of evolution.
