Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 67: Fidd pro quo is no go

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This very special episode of Time For The Show is the last for Dr. Fidd Chewley. Peas explains how to Fun-Wash history. Five players for Is It A Band. Ask Peas drags on, as usual. Dr. Faux and Fidd hold a competition to see who has the more aggravating sound effects. Nothing was learned.
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Ep 17: Benefits of a Rifled Urethra

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This week’s pennjillette is Reverend Couchsloth, who joins in the second half of the show to confirm Fidd’s spiritual diagnosis. Reverand [sic] peas [sic] can’t seem to stop talking about how tort reform will affect NASA. Doktor Faux blows bubbles into the microphone in an attempt to appeal to our five-to-nine-year-old demographic. Fidd looks into the show code and discovers that robot nipples are programmed to twist themselves. The unacceptable truth that the End Times of every religion have ALREADY HAPPENED on the SAME DATE IN THE PAST is revealed. All listeners to this episode will have the overdue balances Blockbuster accounts WIPED CLEAN. You’re welcome.
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Time for the Show: The Movie: The Teaser Trailer

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Watch the trailer for the upcoming Time for the Show movie!

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