Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 129: Hoedown

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Doktor Faux has a big mess of show read to spoon-feed Reverand [sic] peas [sic], who is eager to share the DON’T THINK philosophy as Faux highlights releases from the album Standardization by TTN (feat. DokFaux).
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Ep 20: When Good Vegetables Go BAD

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Peas had a tummy ache in his tooth, so his overstudy, Dr K’taden Legume, joins the show to play his part and tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a cyanide pill. Fidd blind-eyes instant oatmeal for not being instant. Faux plays every version of 20th Century Man except the version peas requested.
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Ep 110: Dubious

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Doktor Faux wants to hunt cryptids with peas on Skinflute Ranch, Caller23 explains the multidimensional state of Florida. Peas wants to go the desert with Faux because he doesn’t like X-Day. Peas mentions “Lady Ghostbusters”, Doktor Faux compares Citizen Kane to Sonic the Hedgehog

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