Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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The Mondo Burger Recipe: Doktor Faux’s SubGenius Compound Butter Smash Burger
Posted on Author Argus Faux
A burger built in Hypercube Labs’ secret commissary: spiced compound butter, mayo-seared bun, zero moderation. Not healthy. Not reasonable. Engineered to be eaten the hell out of.
Ep 68: The Title Has Been Censored
Posted on Author Argus Faux
Dok Faux explores all of the music that “they” don’t want you to hear. A history of the PMRC is presented and discussed. A new robot is commissioned just in time for Is-It-A-Band. Caller 23 tries to play Pokémon Go! On a Motorola RAZR plugged directly in to the wall using the cord from a box fan.
Ep 119: Saturated
Posted on Author Argus Faux
Peas likes Ween. Doktor Faux hates superheroes. You will be safer inside the Hypercube Autonomous Zone. Doktor Cosmac will run the Post Office. There is a sandstorm, it is rude. Caller 23 will produce peas’ new show. Peas doesn’t smoke meth anymore.






