Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 86: Begathon

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Hypercube is BROKE! Fitting for episode ’86, Doktor Faux grovels to the audience like a disgusting protoplasm to help finance another year of Show. Surprisingly, the SHOWCIETY pledged to help keep the lights on in the cage that is the studio. Now Doktor Faux HAS to do more show, and is unsure whether or the not the monetary donations were made with the best intentions.
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Ep 75: Viewer Special Ed.

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Time for the Show and it’s Episode 75 which it’s another
Viewer Special. Thanks to FreeThinkRadio’s lead
cable-puller Dr. Ellis and lead cable-puller supervisor
Marthartha, a rerun was diverted by plugging the HyperCOMM
straight into the FreeThink transmitters. Doktor Faux was
unable to make it to the Hypercube Studio, due to it
only being mere hours after his offspring has joyously erupted
and splurged forth like so many landsquid before them.
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Ep 135: Undersight

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Peas blows the wad too early, DokFaux compensates with extra Headlines in CubeNews. Peas debates wizards, flesh compasses and how to deal with poisoning children.

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