Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 20: When Good Vegetables Go BAD

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Peas had a tummy ache in his tooth, so his overstudy, Dr K’taden Legume, joins the show to play his part and tell us how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a cyanide pill. Fidd blind-eyes instant oatmeal for not being instant. Faux plays every version of 20th Century Man except the version peas requested.
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Stupid-idiot scientists can’t even admit they are dumb morons.

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Recently, a group of community college two-year diploma shakers were hired on by a local pharmaceutical research firm to design new drugs for ailments ranging from depression to failing organs. When reached for comment, project manager Doctor Tack Bramnsonmann reached out for the team and stated,
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Ep 85 Part 1: Warren Peas Tonight

Posted on Author Argus Faux

In this special edition of Time for the Show, reverand peas takes over as the sole host of the Show for about 3 minutes before Doktor Cosmac arrives to play Andy’s Richter. peas discusses his recent trip to raid Area 51 and how the private sector completely failed him. Was there more?

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