Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Liberal arrested for eating corn “suggestively” at County Fair

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Hargrove looked like he might cry.They ended up in the back of Martinez’s cruiser, parked behind the 4-H building. Rowan sat eating the rest of the cob in tiny, virtuous bites while Hargrove stared straight ahead and breathed through his mouth like he was fighting nausea.
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Ep 121: Windy City Peas

Posted on Author Argus Faux

The HyperCOMM is blown-into billions of microfragments after exploding during the SubGenius X-Day broadcasting bonanza. Dok Faux is able to patch Reverand peas in to the Showboard, which results in one of the finest moments in comedy history. Peas attempts to host the show solo for about 90 minutes, as Doktor Faux cackles in the background (unheard by peas). Doktor Trench fixes everything then hosts one of the last games Is It a Band?
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Ep 23: We R Radio Professionalizationists

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This week’s pennjillettes are Reverend Couchsloth, Dok Cosmac, Cat Feather, and Cat Feather’s DAD, who joins the show during the Blind Eye segment just to turn his to peas.
King Engineer Doktor Faux DIDN’T PUSH “RECORD” until the second hour, so this podcast episode is only the second hour of our usual two-hour live show on Free Think Radio Dot Com. The first hour is LOST FOREVER unless you were listening to the live broadcast. This week: Are gay alligators underrepresented in congress? What would have happened if Jack would have snorted one of those magic beans? THE CULMINATION OF YOUR ENTIRE LIFE HEREUNTOFORTH IS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS EPISODE!!
LISTEN ALL THE WAY UNTIL THE END TO RECEIVE A COUPON FOR ADDERALL!! We are incredibly professional at doing shows.

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