Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 84: Don’t Call Me Dusty

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Another slackadaisacal night inside the Hypercube, the crew is joined by Joshua Rogers and Ray Brazen (from Illuminated Paths). Doktor Faux sings “One More Minute” by “Weird Al” Yankovic, Peas apologizes before heading out as Is It a Band starts.
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Ep 91: Whalesongs

Posted on Author Argus Faux

Continuing TFTS’s interview-obsession, Reverand peas confronts guest Jonah “Th’Mole” Mociun about demonic puppets and astronauts. Jonah discusses his latest album Whatever Your Heart Desires featuring the track Dr. What (featuring Kool Keith). Jonah discusses upcoming UK tours with David Liebe Hart and upcoming releases featuring Chip the Black Boy we listen to 4-Headed Horseman.
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Time for the Show 1×35: Trochaic Tantrumeter

Posted on Author Fidd Chewley

This week’s show is brought to you by Respectacles, the eyeglasses that improve your vision AND your hatred of minorities!! So much has happened since last week’s episode that we didn’t even address any of it! The best podcasts leave all the content to the imagination of the listener, lest the show be spoiled. Doktor Faux takes an entire morgue hostage and threatens to shoot a corpse every hour until the United Nations issues a statement affirming that the vein in his nutsack is “normal” and “totally does NOT look weird”. Fidd talks about his experience taking third place in the rolling-paper-airplane championships. Peas apologizes for missing last week’s show, then, as usual, he duly apologizes for NOT missing this week’s show. Dok Cosmac once again joins the show as the guest judge for “Is It a Band?” This is the part of the episode description where I cut superficial wounds on my arm in a desperate bid for your attention.

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