Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Hargrove looked like he might cry.They ended up in the back of Martinez’s cruiser, parked behind the 4-H building. Rowan sat eating the rest of the cob in tiny, virtuous bites while Hargrove stared straight ahead and breathed through his mouth like he was fighting nausea.
Ep 125: Canal
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THIS IS IT!!! After months of preperation, Doktor Faux implements the TFTS Algorithm and the experiments begin. Reverand peas seals the door on the comedy-airlock and the two cram nearly three years worth of “on-air practice” like horseshoes in a boxing-glove and they hit the clock as HARD AS THEY CAN. Re-imagined, re-invented and re-birthed it’s… TIME FOR THE SHOW!!!
Time For The Show ZERO Ep 8
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Time For The Show
Season Zero – Episode Eight
December 21, 2017
Doktor Faux, Reverand Peas, Fidd Chewley





