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Ep 46: Chris

After the previous show’s debacle Doktor Engineer Doktor Faux rebuilds the HyperCOMM voice-bridge just in time for the Show’s newest friend: Chris. Hailing from parts unknown, Chris enters the satellite studio in Las Vegas, Utah with peas and immediately begins challenging every authority on the show. After stealing the mic away from peas, Chris unleashes THREE (3) BLIND-EYES. Doktor Cosmac (COSMAC’S COMMANDOS) shows up to judge Is it a Band before viewer mails and voicemails are quickly overlooked and then a NEW GAME: Messiah or Pariah. The guys debate over Chuck E. Cheese’s position in society before Fidd tells a wholesome family story about the BALL PIT. Peas apologizes and everyone tells Chris how great he is.
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Ep 44: Crapping Towards Bethlehem

A new sponsor: Betty Crocker’s Poop Roll-Ups.  Time is fake because calendars are gay.  Faux tells a joke.  The TIME FOR THE SHOW “Take Kids Around the World” charity.  Fidd is a WWII veteran.  Warren Alexander Peas attends a cockfight.  Jodi Arias is a Truly Chewley.  Canadian Felon summer camp.  Who peed in your bongwater?  A highly surmountable problem.  BLIND EYES!  Peas disapproves of Fidd’s Blind Eye.  DIWS: Douche-Induced Whiplash Syndrome.  Mature language is immature.  IS IT A BAND –>  Round one: Bicyclops.  Round two: Insecurity Council.  Round three: Stinkfinger.  Round four: The Radioactivists.  Viewer mail: “What happened to the funny parts of the show?”  Reverend 80: champion rubberbandist.  Peas explains to you why you’re listening to this show.  Arli$$.  We kiss each other.  Weekly Patreon love.  CARBONATED BREAST MILK?!?!  Sometimes a microphone is just a microphone.  Luther Vandross and the salamanderizer.  The photo of Fidd sleeping in his duckie shirt.  Sternfan101 is the Arli$$ of peas.  The ceremonial on-air sound check.  Peas gets Teller on the show and demands the ears of Democrats.  Hosts’ questions for Teller.  Time for the Show: fuck, merry, kill.  Monday is Bottomless Bread Night for Illuminati members only.  A second round of Blind Eyes.  THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR GOOD CONTENT.  Is It a Brand: the “Rumbleball” brand medicine ball.  If you want to avoid seeing the movie “Venom”, simply impregnate your wife LIKE DOKTOR FAUX DID!!  Peas dutifully apologizes for this episode.  Our sacred Google Play link.
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Ep 35: Trochaic Tantrumeter

This week’s show is brought to you by Respectacles, the eyeglasses that improve your vision AND your hatred of minorities!! So much has happened since last week’s episode that we didn’t even address any of it! The best podcasts leave all the content to the imagination of the listener, lest the show be spoiled. Doktor Faux takes an entire morgue hostage and threatens to shoot a corpse every hour until the United Nations issues a statement affirming that the vein in his nutsack is “normal” and “totally does NOT look weird”. Fidd talks about his experience taking third place in the rolling-paper-airplane championships. Peas apologizes for missing last week’s show, then, as usual, he duly apologizes for NOT missing this week’s show. Dok Cosmac once again joins the show as the guest judge for “Is It a Band?” This is the part of the episode description where I cut superficial wounds on my arm in a desperate bid for your attention.
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Ep 21: One Thousand People Named “Gregory” (Doc Ellis)

Who would win: one steroider, or one crackboi?? This question has plagued self-appointed dipshits since times pseudo-memorial, measured on the scale of DOZENS OF HOURS AGO, but this week’s pennjillette, HMFIC Doc Ellis, breaks it all THE FUCK DOWN for y’all’s. You think you’re sexy enough to listen to this episode? You’re probably right — IT’S THAT BAD!! This is the first intentionally un-lost, surprise/regularly-scheduled episode in cerebro-apocalyptic history! Because Reverand [sic] peas [sic] didn’t show up until mere minutes before the scheduled end of the show, we continued for A WHOLE EXTRA HOUR — mostly just to allow peas to offer his Blind Eye submission and the fan-favorite: peas apologizes to everyone for everything ever. Uninitiated viewers are hereby admonished to approach this episode in a mature manner, not succumbing to the temptations of low-hanging toilet humor and cultish sophistry.