Doktor Faux returns to Hypercube, and to an empty HyperCOMM! Faux explores his inept ability to play video games, and ends up spending most of this episode trash-talking eight-year-olds on Team Fortnite 3. Doktor Cosmac arrives and encourages Doktor Faux to spare the virgin ears of today’s youth by playing Is It a Band with Caller23, Endika and YBDobbs.
The guys derail one topic after another about Choo-Choos and America’s new Pittsburgh, the state of Ohio. Fidd tells us about our new sponsor McApathy, and we catch up with the hosts before peas tells us how talented and handsome Chris Rock is. Faux makes a joke about Roots.
HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE — IT’S TIME FOR THAT THING THEY CALL A “SHOW”! It’s Doktor/Engineer/Doktor Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], and Fidd Chewley this week in their endless campaign to preserve endangered jokes from extinction! If we don’t tell these jokes, the WHO WILL?! We play our new game, “Is It a Band”. Dok Faux drops a MOAB on peas’s invented religion by showing that it was already invented. Fidd explains why bagpipe players get all the pus*y. The esoteric procedure & methodology of stirring hot dog food is expounded and elaborated upon. Faux’s other gallbladder is a Mercedes. Fidd resolves a long-standing philosophical impasse by explaining that bad things ONLY happen to good people because they’re good things when they happen to bad people. The benefits of faking cardiac arrest in front of your dog are explored. Now that you’ve read this entire episode description, you are no longer required to listen to the episode. Please delete it now.
