Doktor Faux and the team from Hypercube Labs have decided to BITE THE BULLET and attempt the biggest project of their lives: a full-length feature film!
HOLY SHIT, EVERYONE — IT’S TIME FOR THAT THING THEY CALL A “SHOW”! It’s Doktor/Engineer/Doktor Faux, Reverand [sic] peas [sic], and Fidd Chewley this week in their endless campaign to preserve endangered jokes from extinction! If we don’t tell these jokes, the WHO WILL?! We play our new game, “Is It a Band”. Dok Faux drops a MOAB on peas’s invented religion by showing that it was already invented. Fidd explains why bagpipe players get all the pus*y. The esoteric procedure & methodology of stirring hot dog food is expounded and elaborated upon. Faux’s other gallbladder is a Mercedes. Fidd resolves a long-standing philosophical impasse by explaining that bad things ONLY happen to good people because they’re good things when they happen to bad people. The benefits of faking cardiac arrest in front of your dog are explored. Now that you’ve read this entire episode description, you are no longer required to listen to the episode. Please delete it now.
Tensions are high as the quarantine-fields lower over Hypercube for the first night. Feeling the tension, Doktor Faux is isolated in the studio and peas is nowhere to be heard from. Doktor Cosmac jumps in to aid Faux from the HyperCOMM and Trenchie has a few songs for the show. Rev Negative and havedumbluck arrive in time to demolish the intellectual process in proving grounds and Scalpod hosts Is It a Band?
