Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.
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Ep 114: Hubris

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Doktor Faux is alone in the studio, and his downward mental spiral is documented in real-time. Sanity draining, Faux attempts to appeal to the Showciety before ending up ranting about Skinwalker Ranch. Faux considers becoming an e-girl before Doktor Cosmac shows up to wrestle Faux through the rest of the show. Faux apologizes at the end.

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