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Ep 211: Balloony Tunes

This episode is the penultimate response to the last few weeks of butt-hurt. Peas makes a wonderful case and Faux agrees to move on while Fidd maintains his composure and runs the boards. The drama finally seems to subside and the show begins to return to normal. Whether that’s a good thing or not has yet to be determined!

Time for the Show 211: Balloony Tunes
TFTS Relay 0-2-1-3-2-3
FIDD DO NOT READ THIS PART ON AIR: shift 27 uijt tipx dboopu ejf
FIDD READ THIS ON AIR: Broadcasting live from the future annex of the soon-to-be Capitol of America’s California, St. Petersburg, Florida, Welcome to TIME FOR THE SHOW! (Fidd this is where you do the SHOW)
Segment 1: Blind Eyes
Explaining the Blind Eye segment is secretly a 60-90 second chance for any unprepared host to craft a reasonable rant, but usually doesn’t happen anyway.

Segment 2: SubGenius Court
In which the party of the first part, Dr. Argus Faux, moves that peas apologizes for his passive-aggressive demeanor in episode 209 and subsequent rage-quit from SHOW in episode 210. The party of the second part, Reverand [sic] peas [sic] has his plea from episode 210, wherein Doktor Faux writes a directly-aggressive set of Show Notes in response to the aforementioned prior episode (209), that the party of the first part should have spoken to the party of the second part before the airing of the subsequent episode (210) rather than have secretly crafting interpersonal drama in quote �comedy gold� and should also be issued an apology.

Segment 3: Peas-O Box
Send your viewer mail to email@timefortheshow.com 1. Dear Show, How likely is it that the downed UFOs over the weekend aren’t just gender-reveal parties gone wrong? Howie Leavesemdry of Moose Knuckle 2. Dear Show, I have begun my adaptation to a minimalist lifestyle. I’d like to tell you more. J O of C, K 3. Dear Show, What’s the difference between British English and Proper English? Squibble O’Hanrahan of Nooseknot, Oregon
Segment 4: CubeNews RSS Enabled, will catch up after next week’s show Talking About Books with Subject T. Change coming to HypercubeGO on YouTube DokFaux goes to Court, GoFundMe link in HyperCOMM Dispatch

Segment 5: Dreadlines One of the following three headlines is a fabrication, with answer to be revealed in HyperCOMM by Aster Six following the Paid Copy.
This week’s headlines are:
1. M&M company fined after workers fall in chocolate tank
2. Conservative customers mad about “woke” sandwich at Chick-fil-A
3. Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile stolen for joyride

Segment 6: Paid Copy
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Segment 7: Patrons Subject T. Change, Bob South. Longdead, Hazel of the Windmills, Caller23, Doktor Cosmac Get your shout-out at: patreon.com/hypercube and backed.by/hypercube Segment 8: Apologies Who’s your apology, peas?

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Argus Faux
Argus Faux
Doktor Argus Q. Faux is an impatient asshole with a bad temper. He enjoys trash-talking children in free-to-play games and uploading footage of his birth to pornographic websites. When not engineering TFTS, he can usually be found crying on the bathroom floor and contemplating the use of MSG as a dietary supplement.

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